SlingBang's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snake]

I liked this game. Sure, it's just snake, but it's relaxing to play, and I experienced no lag or weird explosions. I'm going to play it again now!

egg82 responds:

Thanks for the kind review. I'm with you on the "no lag or weird explosions" - I've played this game quite a lot by now and I still haven't been able to reproduce any of the issues i've been hearing about O.o

[Hex Empire]

I agree with dragojeff. I just recently rediscovered this game but remember it from way back. Not only do you need to use strategy but you need to use DIFFERENT strategies based on the map, events and other players. Even after playing at least 100 games I still lose 50% of the time. Awesome game.

[Baby Emma At Dentist]

Wow, aaaah, I almost got sick on my computer. This is a 'halloween' Flash RIGHT? I will have nightmares after this game. That poor girl has such horrible teeth! What did her parents DO to her? Raise her on a sugar-only diet?

Nice flash work and cute girl (other than teeth) and OK music. No errors I could find. Just... creepy... shivers... and short.

[Roguis]

Please FINISH your game before you submit it. Unfinished games will get MUCH lower scores!
The buttons were not nice graphically and not even centered. The screen is always wobbling up and down. The hero is always running in place. The hero sprite has OBVIOUS graphical errors. Hitting the gears makes you bounce so high I thought they were 'bouncy tiles' or something until I died... The hero doesn't slide on slanted terrain. And finally, there was no checkpoint by the time I died, so I don't want to try it again to find more errors...

If all these errors had been fixed, I'd have given it a 3

[Save Mr.Blocky]

holy god damn this sucks. so bad. the best part is when you press back and he falls off the screen :P

[Rapid Gun]

Would be an excellent 3D flash game, art is good, gameplay is good, simplicity is good, but where are the HEALTH packs? Seriously, even on easy, after playing 10 times to memorize where each bad guy is, I still can't get more than 20 of the 77. Also the HP lost and chance to hit is the same (100%) no matter the distance of enemy...

Could have been 5 stars if a bit more time was put into finishing it.

[Neymar Head Football]

Well done, only annoying part is the controls. Use LEFT and RIGHT to play and when you lose (usually after 3 seconds) you have to move the mouse twice, clicking 2 OK buttons before you can replay. Why? Just have the level restart with "spacebar". would be much less annoying.

[Doomed Estate]

Bizarre. It seems you spent the correct amount of time to create the 3D looking graphics, enemies and items, a map, basic quest, and fancy buttons, then stopped trying when it came to movement and fighting...Why?

Seriously, the movement and laser-blast-thing are REALLY annoying to use.

[Hangman]

Based on the veracity of all the comments below, I can't understand why this has more than 0 stars. Should be deleted and resubmitted once all the errors are corrected.

[CUUBE FALL]

Was this game even play-tested? Cuboid got stuck on the first level... Then on the third, the balloon always gets knocked away and cuboid rolls off the edge... on a 100% flat surface... It's so bad it's funny.